the trials of being a toad

[beelzebufo]

There is something about toads that always makes them look so disdainfully crotchety. Permanent :{ face.

TOAD: GET OFF MY LAWN. I'd bring out the shotgun if I just had thumbs for the trigger. But you know what TRY ME. In terms of urine, I contain multitudes. >:{
ME: Awwwww lookie the cutie widdle grumpy toad!
TOAD: *HATE*
ME: Wouldn't this make a great picture of a contemptuous toad?
TOAD: *VENGEFULLY PEES*